The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing The Myths

Take the arguments used against gays by the radical right, turn them back on heterosexuals, and stir.

This may be the most thoughtful, brilliant parody/exposé on anti-gay campaigns ever.

"At last, the truth can now be told. In our latest report, 'The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing The Myths,' we examine the statistics and the case studies that dispel many of the myths about heterosexuality.

No longer satisfied with “mere acceptance” by our society, heterosexual political pressure groups have launched a well-planned, well-financed campaign, which, if left unchecked, threatens to destroy the most fundamental structures of American society. This report considers the implications of the heterosexual agenda (both overt and hidden), the problems it has already caused and its potentially disasterous results for society.

In The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing The Myths, you will learn how:

-- heterosexual militants have embarked on a systematic assault on American values;

-- heterosexual activists plan on recruiting your children into their lifestyle;

-- heterosexuals are undermining traditional marriage;

-- heterosexuals are undermining the health and safety of society;

-- violence has become a hallmark of the heterosexual lifestyle;

-- heterosexuals are intent on eventually recriminalizing all freedoms of expression for gay men and women. (It’s -- already happening in Zimbabwe, Nigeria, and throughout the Middle East where the heterosexual agenda is well advanced.)"

That's just an intro by the author, Jim Burroway, on his blog, Box Turtle Bulletin.

There is a fantastic read ahead of you. The document isn't short, but it's so chock-full of great stuff, it leaves you wanting more, not less.

Gems like "Heterosexuality in the Classroom,' 'The Danger to the Family,' and 'The Medical Consequences of Heterosexuality' will ring true, meaning, you will see how the right twists "facts", "surveys" and "reference material" to serve their needs.

Don't miss the bonus material at the end, 'How to Write an Anti-Gay Tract in Fifteen Easy Steps' and 'Epilogue: What I Learned by Writing This Parody'

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'The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing The Myths' (Box Turtle Bulletin, via MetaFilter)