Friday 2 February 2007

Gayest Super Bowl Performances, and 50 Gayest Things of All Time


In the spirit of it's ok to laugh at ridiculous stereotyping, I give you these. Please turn off your "that's offensive" sensors, then click 'n' giggle.

The 10 Gayest Super Bowl Halftime Performances (Cracked.com)
"On Super Sunday, football fans' favorite take-no-prisoners artist will perform at halftime, musically expressing the patriotic sentiment captured by the NFL's biggest game. Get ready to rock the f*ck out with… Prince? What the sh*t? Not that there's anything wrong with Prince, per se, and there's certainly nothing wrong with homosexuals. But there IS something wrong with so badly misunderstanding your target demographic. After all, would poodle enthusiasts want Slayer to open up the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show? The sensual boy-man is just the latest in a string of terrible bookings by the powers that be in the NFL. Join us on a journey through the most horribly miscast performers of Super Bowls past."




The 50 Gayest Things of All Time
Plus 50 Things That Most Make You Feel Like a Man
(PhatPhree.com --
Mature Language)

Shockingly, I could only find one, maybe two things on the whole list of most manly things that I could claim as my own; I don't even know what a few of the items are. Whereas the gay list -- including "waving, laying out, lip balm, phone calls to catch up" and appoximately 46 other things listed -- well, let's just say "gayest editor ever" is extremely appropriate. Stereotyping may be offensive, but that doesn't mean there's not some truth to it, now does it?


Click image to see the whole list.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAAAA!

The righthand list even makes ME feel like a man! (I'm quite the andro-chick, btw, but still a check..last time I checked.)

On to the SB: If "THEY" are going to raise such a Hooptie-Hoo about how many god-fearin' gentlefolk are tuning in, why on earth feature PRINCE???????

Sex sells, and the Christians-on-the-outside are buying.

*aarrgghhhhhh!

Love your blog!

Andi

Anonymous said...

chick, check, whatever. I always do that.

::sigh::

Anonymous said...

Idol.....abusive? Now what intelligent human would ever consider putting human and idol in the same sentence?
If you do not  know by now what they do and how  they  go about   it,get your head out of the clouds.
Going to   Idol   is  asking for it...and at what price...self    esteem.....for  one    thing.
fem2boots

Anonymous said...

I noticed that "getting a blowjob" was on the right hand side.  Seems that could really go on both sides of the list, depending on who the blowjob is being administered by ... no?

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