'Minister Called Completely Heterosexual.'
Yeah, right.
In other news, Dood Abide over at Daily Kos digs a little deeper:
Phoenix, AZ (UPSI) - Newly declared heterosexual Ted Haggard came forward today to register his displeasure with the American public over condemnation of a recent Snickers Super Bowl ad in which he appeared. Mars Inc. was caught off guard by a tidal wave of public anger over the commercial which depicts an accidental kiss between two males. The company immediately pulled the ad campaign after overwhelming complaints that it was anti-gay. Haggard took issue with the public outcry, stating that he felt his performance reflected a natural, humorous and "completely heterosexual" situational response.
See the rest of the story: 'Haggard Disappointed over Public Response to Snickers Super Bowl AD'
And some of you think I don't have a sense of humor.
3 comments:
That was funny. I love Photoshop.
So if I stop drinking soy milk and start eating Snickers....is that going to be enough? Or do I also need to sign up to receive some spiritual terrrorism? Ex-Gay Agent Grelef
Good one, even though, I still don't think there is such a thing as a 100% heterosexual man, but, any hoo, if he and his old lady feel he is "cured" more power to them. but, when he gets those urges, to have a man, umm, how do I say this in a tasteful way, umm, in him since that's what turns him on most, what's she going to do, buy a strap on? Its just a shame that this poor man can't accept who he really is, his life will continue to be empty and sad.
And, that picture, funny as all out, but, that's just NASTY, sorry all kinds of kinky sex acts with hookers and fat guys come to my mind from that horrible visual!
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