World's Gayest Fight Scene, Plus, What Bananas Mean

Here are two accidentally-gay video clips bobbing around the electronic swimming pool.

Courtesy of WFMU's superlative Beware of the Blog, behold the world's gayest fight scene:

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It's a little grosser than I usually go for, but I couldn't resist these highlights:

1) Hellooo, the Michael Douglas lookalike (MDL) tongues a KNIFE ... Hmmm, what could it mean?

2) MDL's opponent checks out his own bulging biceps right before he rips his own shirt off and thinks, "I'd kiss you both, but I have to hand out a beatdown first."

3) One of the guys has a gleaming, clean chest, and the other is just-so-perfectly clipped. They make an adorable couple, really.

4) The glistening grapplers grab for what seems like an eternity. I think they're enjoying this. Wonder if they're members of the East Coast Gay Wrestling Club?

5) A back-flipping, one-armed woman saves the day!


The next unintentionally gay video clip comes from Kirk Cameron and Kiwi preacher Ray Comfort's 'Way of the Master Series,' a multimedia extravaganza intelligently designed to make conservative lockstep Christianity so palatable and nonthreatening that one minute you're in front of your computer watching a video and next thing you know, you're throwing science books on a bonfire.

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Comfort explains that we were all created by a divine intelligence simply because our hands can grab bananas.

Comfort seems a little TOO comfortable with his banana if you ask me, and I can't tell if Kirk is really nervous or really turned on, or both.

If seeing this video totally freaks you out and you feel weird holding and peeling a banana forevermore, check out my esteemed colleague Joe Loong's discussion on a whole other way to peel bananas that works just as well.  Who knew?

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