Plus: Why are gay escorts who service conservatives
ugly?
Amid
accusations of paying an escort for gay sex and drugs, the head of one of the
largest conservative Christian organizations has resigned.
(Read the full story here.)Rev.
Ted Haggard (pictured, above left) denies any wrongdoing. Mike Jones, the gay
escort, says he is in possession of taped messages proving his claim, which a
voice expert has confirmed as being the voice of Haggard. (
See video)
I'm never surprised when
these virulently anti-gay guys have men hidden under their covers.
Never.
But riddle me this:
1) Why are gay
escorts who service conservatives ugly? (
See Jeff
Gannon)
2) Why wouldn't Pastor Ted get his jones on
with a hotter escort than Mike Jones? Does Jones have a great personality? A
pin-sharp mind? Weird.
3) On why Jones came forward: "It made
me angry that here's someone preaching about gay marriage and going behind the
scenes having gay sex." It took escort Jones three years to figure
that out? Guess that rules out "pin-sharp mind."
Life is
funny.
BLOG UPDATE, 11:22pm:
Apparently, Mike Jones didn't know that his customer, Haggard, was a
big shot in the conservative church industry until a few months ago.
(New: The Advocate interviews Mike Jones.)
After he found out in Spring 06, he saw Haggard 2-3 more times, and
struggled about what to do in light of the fact that Haggard was
actively preaching against gay marriage.
Subsequently, he decided to expose the pastor's hypocrisy.
The tenor of my post this morning was somewhat informed by an
assumption that Jones knew who Haggard was during the three year period
of their relationship, which, in my view, would have made Jones a party to the lie
and hypocrisy.
Knowing now that this wasn't the case, I agree
with comments left on this blog and elsewhere today that we owe
Mike Jones a debt of gratitude for having the courage to come
forward.
I still think you can buy way hotter escorts, but that's just me being shallow. I never said I wasn't shallow.