Tuesday 5 December 2006

No One Lanced, but Lance and Reichen Get Britneyed*



In the year of celeb breakups, it was inevitable that the gays would soon have to get in on the celebrity breakup action, joining Britney and K-Fed, Pamela and Kid, Jude and Sienna, and Reese and Ryan.

Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl confirmed to PEOPLE magazine yesterday afternoon that they've split up.

Here's What They'll Say: Choice Comments on the Issue from the AOL Gossip Boards:
Reichen Can Do So Much Better....  
Lance is a wimp, Reichen is a total hottie .... Send him my way ... Hehe. - hotabernfitchboy. 

I'll Take Bass  
I'll take bass any day. He seems like a real sweet person and i hope he moves on and finds his real true love. -- mnbagman

Oh What A Shame 
Guess Bass got too jealous....lol.   What things we have to read these days.   Gay's splitting, Rosie showing her butt about Kelly, big boobs and their divorces.   This world has sunk to a new low.    -- janbj462

Lance Bass Breaks Up With Reicaan  
Am i the only one thats kinda sad? I mean some relationships i myself cheer for failure like britney and fed ex but i saw the tyra show today and reican looked really happy. I dont think the whole i;m gay thing was a publisity stunt but why break up the day the tyra show airs? No ones confermed anything yet but if this is true i hope the best for both of them. -- nsyncck87

Who Cares ... 
Everyone knew, years ago, lance was gay, and living in "fairy land".  Why does AOL think this is important!  At least they did not spend "millions of dollars" on their wedding! Next week they will be in bed and in love with another person! -- hotsexyuncle

Re: Lance Bass Boytoy Was On Tyra  
People move on in any type of relationship..you should know that, shame on you! -- sandylp55

Lance
Lanceand Doogie Howser should hook up now -- herostatus

Fudge Packers And The Press  
Why is there facination with boys who take it up the a**? The left wing media and politions have now acheived their goal of making this a normal part of daily society. The fact is that anyone who is gay suffers from some sickness that prevents them from being attracted to the opposite gender. We read this garbage and the press pounds it up our a**es so far that we now want to give them medical, marriage, children, and acceptance......This country is doomed. -- newshirleytemple

Homo Haters Coming Out Of The Wood Work  
Why is it that when ever there is a story that involves a gay person the homo hater bigots come out of the wood work spilling there hatred. Spend your energy on something positive rather then spreading your evil hatred. -- jamey522

"What the hell is a lance bass?" -- conchhorn



Thoughts?

*Britneyed -- Yeah, I just made that up

 


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you guys have sex yet

Anonymous said...

It's so amazing to me how people hear the word "gay" and their minds instantly travel to "taking it up the @$$."  Maybe because I'm gay myself, and I know that "the life" is too rich to be summed up in a sexual position, but what the hell??!!  Y'know, if butt-love is that close to your consciousness, maybe that's good data for you ... and your therapist.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone against something they are not sure about. Everyone has the right to do what ever they need to, when it comes down to there beleives. Judge yourself before you judge anyone else. Everyone has the right to be happy in there lives, no matter who they are.    

Anonymous said...

I'm always amazed that some 'straight' guys love to be so graphic about gay sex - and we weren't even talking about sex! My expereince has always been that when 'straights' are wanting to talk about the graphics of it all, that we are only about six beers away from playing 'rump rangers' in Brobackville! Geez, get some therapy or go to bed with a guy and get it over with!

Anonymous said...

Lance, come back to Florida baby, we love you. Oh and by the way, im single !!! 36 year old man seeks well,,,,,,,,,,,,, someone like you. Adventurous and trustworthy. Step out of the lime light , it only blinds you, so come home Lance.