Tuesday 12 December 2006

Soy Makes You Gay

I often amuse myself by reading WorldNet Daily, an amazing collection of news stories by people who think very, very differently from me. (Read: They're nutcases.) But today, my pals over at People for the American Way beat me to this one and were thoughtful enough to send it to me -- and it's a doozy! 

From People For the American Way:

"Sometimes you just have to marvel at the things published by WorldNetDaily – things such as this column by James Rutz of Megashift Ministries:"

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture ….

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore...

... Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

People For wraps it up: "It is difficult to imagine just what WorldNet Daily’s standard is for rejecting a column or article – but whatever it is, it is apparently set so low that “soy makes you gay” manages to exceed the criteria."

It amuses me that People For even ponders the notion that WorldNet Daily has standards and criteria -- other than, you know, "if it's anti-gay, it's OK!"

I don't really like soy milk, but if it's going to be the new official gay dairy product (penis shrinkage notwithstanding), please excuse me while I go hunt some down.

 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course, the soy-makes-you-gay thesis explains why everyone in Asia is gay -- all 4 billion of them, and reproducing!

Anonymous said...

America just gets more stupid everyday....

Anonymous said...

hmmm, i have lots of vegan friends and (gasp!) some are even male. those vegan friends consume soy daily. they also burp, fart, scratch their scrotums, and munch rug regularly, albeit less regularly than eating soy. I wonder what worldnet daily thinks of this evidence?

Anonymous said...

And to think my mother told me it was in the genes, guess she was wrong it's all that soy I have been having