Friday 12 January 2007

Justin Timberlake Broke My Heart, P!nk Mended It




Guest Blog Post by
Rebecca

P!nk, or Alicia Moore, gets a lot of unnecessary crap from people sometimes.  Sure, she tries to say she's from the mean streets of Philly when she grew up in wealthy Elkins Park.  Sure, she started out angry and then changed into a bliss-inducing dance-floor princess.  Don't hate.  Her edgy pop music is flawless (OK, the first time I heard "If God is a DJ / Life is a dance floor, I was skeptical, but how can that song NOT grow on you?), she's married but loves her fan base, which is primarily composed of gay men, and she's hot. 

It's no wonder king-of-my-loins Justin Timberlake picked P!nk to be the opening act on his Futuresex/Loveshow Tour.  Not only does her sexy angst encompass everything I, too, hate (Lindsay Lohan, bad body image, stupidity), but she uses all of her tight thigh and ab muscles when she performs.  Plus, she's a big friend of sexual ambiguity, HRC, and PETA.  I can forgive Justin Timberlake for dating Scarlett Johannsen's curves just for picking P!nk to precede him.

The Futuresex/Loveshow Tour finds P!nk at her most goddess-like (the DVD of her performance at the London Astoria's G-A-Y nightclub in December hasn't come out yet, however).  Poised like a queen on her throne, she holds her head high, her cheekbones carved like the David's bottom.  Except her throne is another taut human body.  She had female pelvises thrust at her in a sexually charged sandwich of spiky haircuts.  That photo alone is enough for me to forgive her for not affirming the power of the lesbian phone tree in season 2 of 'The L Word' … we were subjected, if you remember, to another tragic performance by Betty.  It's OK, P!nk.  You've definitely made it up to me.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Justin timberlake is so sexy dont ya just wanna do it with him hard