Tuesday 28 November 2006

The Gayest Thanksgiving Ever

How was everyone's Thanksgiving? Anything happen? Something someone said that stopped all dinner conversation around the table? You found your best friend's boyfriend's underwear in your husband's Jack Spade duffle bag? Or perhaps, like my friend Curly McDimple, you called Peppermint Patty the "C" word and outed two 'Peanuts' characters while watching 'A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving'.

Everyone has a story, what's yours? Leave it in the comments.

Here's a quick round-up of my Thanksgiving weekend, spent with crazy dear friends at a remote location in the woods.


Pictured: Jeff, Scott, Kenneth, Alex, Matt

Number of Guys: Five.

Who Has Slept With Whom: Not entirely sure.

Thanksgiving Dinner, by Chef Scott:
Roasted Red Chile Pecans (5 lbs, 150,000 calories)
Split Pea Peasant Soup with homemade Rye/Pumpernickel Croutons
Free-Range Turkey with Chiles and Garlic (18 lbs, serves 5)
Fresh-Herbed Sausage and Mushroom Stuffing
Green Beans with hand-crafted Chipolte Butter (served room)
Roasted Rosemary Yams (mashed delicately)

Dessert: Triple Chocolate Bundt Cake with Ginger, by chef Ginger Jeff

Book I Read Half Of: 'Alternatives to Sex' by Stephen McCauley. Loving it.

Famous Authors Present: One, Alex MacLennan, 'The Zookeeper'

Total Number of Naps by Group: 12

DVDs Watched, and Associated Cherries That Were Popped
It was shocking to learn our little group of urban gay 30- and 40-somethings had never seen some key films that are iconic for the gays. Of course we all relished being able to say that everyone present was still a virgin at something.

'The Way We Were' starring Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford.
(Cherries popped: 3) (Number of times I've seen it: 50+*)

'Call Me Madam' starring Ethel Merman, Donald O'Connor and Vera-Ellen. Hysterical and very fun.
(Cherries popped: 3)

'My Favorite Broadway: The Leading Ladies' hosted by Julie Andrews. Kick-ass performances by too many divas to mention. Kick-ass, I tell you!
(Cherries popped: 2)

'Company: Original Cast Album' -- an amazing, heart-pounding** documentary about the making of Sondheim's masterpiece cast recording. You wouldn't believe how many takes Elaine Stritch required in order to nail 'The Ladies Who Lunch.' 
(Cherries popped: 2)

'Valley of the Dolls' starring Barbara Parkins, Patty Duke, Sharon Tate
(Cherries popped: an astounding 5)
Note: The new special edition 'Valley of the Dolls' DVD features the gayest and most fabulous bonus commentary ever with 'Gotta Get off this Merry-Go-Round: Sex, Dolls and Showtunes,' a 49-minute documentary. Bruce Vilanch, Michael Musto, Alonso Duralde, Ted Casablanca and Barbara Parkins herself go deep into why this movie is so beloved by the gays. A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

What We Missed the Most: The rest of the fellas who usually join us.

Most Memorable Moments
1. Sitting in the sun in shorts in near-70 degree weather in late November, three days in a row, with rolling hills and black walnut orchards as far as the eye could see.
2. Everyone dancing in the kitchen to the entire 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert' album, with random lip-syncing.
3. No visits to the Emergency Room. No broken bones like last year.

Number of Times We Said, "Gawwwd, we love this": Lost count.


Special thanks to our pal John for lending us his lovely, lovely cabin for the fifth year in a row.


* No, I'm not kidding
** If you're hugely homosexual

 


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I visited my ex at the East Indiana Hospital for the Criminally Insane and School for Feeble Minded Children.*

*NO..I'm hardly to blame at all.  

Anonymous said...

I spent the holiday with my adoptive lesbian moms and nine of their kooky relatives.  There was a the stepbrother who showed up stoned, the cousin who drank Red Zinfandel like it was Gatorade, the 89-year old aunt who took one look at me and shouted "You're heavier," the sister with 27 cats, and her husband who cooked the turkey upside down (it' worked; it was terrific).  Just one big, fat, happy, non-traditional American family, and I love 'em all.

Anonymous said...

Had a nice dinner with the family. Priceless!

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend and I cooked our dinner together. Our second Thanksgiving together, but the first attempt at cooking it for either of us. Everything turned out delicious, especially the turkey which I was most worried about. We sat down to a nice dinner together, and even made a small plate for our weiner dog, Henry, which he ate with ernest....and then proceeded to lift his leg and pee about 2 inches from my girlfriend's  bare foot........I guess he thought his plate should have been bigger.

Anonymous said...

I find this sight nice / but I also find the gay community in seattle very bad for mature males ....in fact the bars and the bears and tacom and citywide have such clicks if your out of them you might as will go back into the closet or become straight

henry841u@aol.com