Top 10 Unintentionally Gay Moments in Movies

'Brokeback Mountain' may have thrust openly gay movies into the Hollywood spotlight, but gayness has been a part of mainstream cinema ever since 'The Great Train Robbery.' Think about it: Gays write, direct, do costuming, makeup, choreography, cinematography, special effects -- how could we NOT sneak our nefarious pink agenda into Hollywood every chance we get?

Let's face it: Without gay people, there would be no Hollywood.

We may have gone too far and tipped our hands a little, though.

My new e-pal has found us out and compiled the evidence. He's created a screamingly hilarious list of the Top 10 Unintentionally Gay Moments in popular cinema. Some of them are totally obvious, like 'Dirty Dancing,' and a few scenes in 'Top Gun.' 'Top Gun' was a big score for the secret gay Hollywood Mafia -- legions of gradeschoolers were running around playgrounds imitating the movie and screaming about tailgunners for a whole SUMMER. Now those kids are voting age, and things are looking up!

Others kinda took us by surprise, in the best possible way. The captions on the photos are the best part -- try not to have a mouthful of coffee when you read the captions for No. 1, or else you'll be shopping for a new keyboard.

But listen, brothers and sisters, and make no mistake: JoBlo is onto us. We love love LOVE his site, but if he keeps up this kind of agenda-exposing muckraking, he may have to be fitted for a pair of concrete Fendi loafers.

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