Wednesday 27 September 2006

Newsflash: People Love Sex, Even the British



I know this sounds crazy, but our British friends across the pond aren't as uptight and prim as people make them out to be. They actually do like sex. Lots of sex. And, unlike their food, it isn't even bland.

News reports say that a British sex survey conducted in 1949 has surfaced after 57 years under the covers. The results were so shocking at the time they were gathered, that publication of the findings in national newspapers was cancelled.

Now, the research document is coming out of the closet, revealing such juicy tidbits as: 

· one in four men admitted to having sex with prostitutes

· one in five women confessed to extra-marital affairs

· revelations of public sex in the 1930s, including sex on the beach, in cinemas and dance halls

AND....

· one in five men had homosexual experiences.

No word on whether those one-in-five-men considered themselves gay, or if the group includes straight men who have sex with men, a topic which seems to be getting more and more press these days.

Scholars said it is noteworthy how "little our attitudes towards sex have changed" in some cases.

The survey showed that many respondants said they "pretended to be drunk so they could get away with sex on the beach." 

So I guess, yeah, not much has changed. Just look at this hysterical clip of two straight guys who let football and a little beer serve as the fuel needed to let them get their gay on.

Click to watch video: 'Gay Straight Guys' 

 

 


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I'm not homophobic, or afraid of homosexuals, I've had lesbian and bi friends, but I'll have to say... that clip was disgusting.  Seeing two guys kiss and grope each other is in my opinion... grotesque.  It's not normal.... nor will it ever be considered "totally" normal.  
I don't mean to offend or hurt... and I think most homosexuals know... well my friends did.... that it is abnormal... I think sexuality is fluid.... and we can be programmed to anything sexually.... and should everyone try this and be programmed to this.. the human race would die.

Anonymous said...

Now the straight community sees what we see and feel every time we see a straight couple doing the same thing as these two.  Heterosexuals fail to see the the same things in reverse.

Anonymous said...

So you are telling me that you were always respulsed by seeing a heterosexual kiss etc.?  I just can't see how that is true,.... as that is the normal progression of mankind.. it has to be... that's how we reproduce.   Now you may not have had a preference for that... but through out the generations.... heterosexuality has been predominant and normal.  There wasn't any other way for it to be without the species dying out. As I said before our sexuality is very fluid... so I think we could really embrace anything sexually if given the right environment, the right conditions for it to grow.  

Anonymous said...


No "nastier" or "unnatural" than a hetero couple making out, at least to me.
People really need to just get over their hangups.

(And boy love rocks. <33)

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