Monday 7 August 2006

Update: 250 Wank, Kitten Fatalities Unknown at This Time



A Masturbate-a-thon was held in London this past weekend. From all accounts so far, it got off without a hitch.

250-plus people gathered together, dropped their drawers and went to town all in the name of charity and safe sex awareness. No word yet on how much money was raised from those who solicited friends and family to sponsor them for every minute that they pleasured themselves. One 28-year-old man was quoted as saying, “I’m not a good swimmer and I can’t run very far, but this is something I can do for charity.”

I say it's good to know one's strengths.

I haven't yet talked to anyone personally who attended. Since it was an eight hour event (hence the "a-thon"), it may be safe to assume that a good number of the participants are still napping. [Note to Leo: CALL ME!]

You left some insightful comments on my previous blog post about this event. Behold my favorites, the headlines are mine:

Man Shows Us His Palms (Look, No Hair!)
... But your [sic] part right, sex is natural and a good thing. However, sex is meant for a man and his wife, not a man and his hand, and not a man and some 'chick' he picked up.
Comment from sertrbl1


Cause and Effect, or Just a Coincidence?

When I was young (about 4,) I got my first kitten of my very own. It got killed by a car about 2 weeks later. About 8 years later, I found porn under my father's couch . Any relation there ???? Who knows.
Comment from babystar6368


Generous Donor, Always Thinks of Others
I'd pull my junk out ...If I can raise money crankin', then hell yea, sign me up.
Comment from sktrzach9


Insecure Much?

Yeah what kind of sick joke are you playing here? I'm gonna wh*ck off for money or a prize in like a church or townhall or big building with other maybe homosexuals staring at my thing? Yeah I don't think so...
Comment from yeahizcasey


I Had to Look Up 'Elevenses'

I am no prude, but is this REALLY necessary? Surely there are other ways to raise money for these worthy causes. What happened to the England of Churchill and 'elevenses?'  I do believe the British have collectively lost their minds.
Comment from eatonplace165


One of My Wiser Readers

Your article was hilarious! Thanks.
Comment from outwest711


Most Open Minded
Get a gurl friend! fag
Comment from kldchick1


 Keep those cards and letters coming.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I appreciate that it was for charity, but I couldn't have done it. I would've shaved my head or something instead..lol!

Somethings are best kept private me thinks..BUT good on 'em for doing it!

Stevie
xx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/stevietwain/ThelifeofSte/

Anonymous said...

Stevie -- you are a good boy.

xo Kenneth

Anonymous said...

so you get a bunch of people to jack off in hopes that everyone will jack-off freely and be open about it?

my question is simple...WHY?!

i went to a party the other day and there was this guy who can never seem to talk about anything else other than the fact that he cant stop masturbating and how much he enjoys it...im sorry but i just think there are so many other intelligent things to talk about but instead we have to talk about how much people enjoy wanking?

im pretty sure everyone has masturbated, but im not sure if it really even pleases everyone, sure it is a regular and natural thing the problem is the adverse psychological effects though people though, me I don't like to masturbate, I have done it before and I just feel kinda sleezy, I don't think we should encourage everyone to do it if they dont want to, it shouldnt be the new popular thing to do.

i mean people are free to do what they want with their lives but they have no right to make others who feel differently to feel inferior about the way they live theirs, some people dont masturbate, some people still want to wait to have sex until they find the right person, so don't criticize anyone who doesnt necessarily enjoy what it is you do because maybe people would like to believe that there is more than just physical needs and pleasure that maybe we could experience something thoughtful or emotional for a change

people are just scared to feel anything complex, jacking off is easy thats why people like it.

Anonymous said...

great idea